Wee dog problem

Ananova:
Two top sniffer dogs have been fired - for urinating on luggage and sexually harassing women.
Mok and Lai, strays retrained as police dogs, won praise for finding drugs.
But some passengers complained at their antisocial habits, reports the Daily Mirror.
Mok's former handler at Chiang Rai airport in Thailand said: "He liked to pee on luggage while searching for drugs.
"He also liked to hold on to women's legs. They were strays so their manners were worse than foreign breeds."
The dogs now work on a farm herding chickens and pigs.

What do you call a pig with six legs and two willies?

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A piglet born in Croatia with six legs and two penises has been nicknamed Octopig.
Owner Ivica Seic came up with the nickname, daily newspaper Vecernji List reported.
The farmer from the village of Vrpolje said Octopig also has two anuses, and was growing so fast they had decided to keep him as a pet.
Ivica said: "Who knows, maybe we can breed more although the two penises might be a problem."